queeflto:

yes i lift.. im an elevator thats all i do

(via fake-mermaid)

oncelut:

my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this

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(via teenagenuisance)

roselastrider:

there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you

(Source: roselastrider, via humoristics)