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Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday

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Gonna answer these cause im fucking bored....

1. Are looks important in a relationship?
Kinda and not really.
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
Yeah, if they make you happy and put a smile on your face then why not? If they cant keep a smile on your face, Its not worth it
3. Are you a virgin?
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4. Are you in a relationship?
Sorta
5. Are you in love?
KAFNCGBF
6. Are you single this year?
Idk
7. Can you commit to one person?
Yes
8. Describe your crush
Sweet and older than me
9. Describe your perfect mate
Just someone who loves me for me and gives me attention at least sometime even if hes busy...
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes
11. Do you ever want to get married?
Yes
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
Depends
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Very
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yeah
15. Do you have any piercings?
Tummy, nose, ears
16. Do you have any tattoos?
2
17. Do you like kissing in public?
depends
20. Do you shower every day?
yes
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
probably, idk
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
no idea.
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
yes
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
ehhhh
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
yeah
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
yup
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
lol yeah.
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
yes
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
kinda..
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
no.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
yup.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
.
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
yuup.
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
yeah.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
yeah
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
yupp.
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
no...yeah
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
no
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
.
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
lol idk
43. How long was your longest relationship?
2 years.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
idk : s
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
Lmfao idk . three ?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
didnt.
47. How old are you?
old enough
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
If its a person i thought would never like me, id be pretty speechless
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
yeah
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
my lil nephewss <3
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
yup.. idk, just tired of going back and forth
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
ohh yeah
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
yup..
55. Share a relationship story.
last year, this guy i dated bought me a bunch of flowers when I was in the hospital for um reasons, and then I was like scared to stay there all night so he slept on the chair even though he had like a state champs soccer game and missed it.. I thought that was so sweet. lol
56. State 8 facts about your body
im only 4'8-9, my feet are super tiny. I have my belly button and nose pierced. I have two tattoos on my back, i get sick easily, im always cold. I weight 92 pounds, and i had surgery on my knee once.
57. Things you want to say to an ex
I'm sorry, it wasn't the right time.
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
Have an amazing personality, make me laugh, love animals and kids.. tall, and give me attenton : )
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners
4 years i think
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
personality and eyes
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
tell me all the things they love about me while kissing and biting my neck >_<3
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
The wiener enters the peach?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
Idk..
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
Loll idk
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
Dunnoo
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Going to the beach together and just hanging out there.. or going to a haunted house if its around halloween.. lol
68. What is your sexual orientation?
straight.. bi
69. What turns you off?
Bringing up my past.
70. What turns you on?
Neck biting
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
lmfao
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
idk...
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Stay up all night talking about life...
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
funnyness? o.O
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Stay in a hospital room when they had a state champs game. lol
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
Im not sure...
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
I support that shitt (y)
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
I shower naked ;)
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
Probably three days ago.. and just because....
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Yesterday
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
Loll like celebs?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
cousin
83. Who was your first kiss with?
Lol omg.. this guy named christian in like .... 2nd 3rd grade
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
Probably after i came back from NY last year.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
yeah
86. You’ll love me if..
you have the best personalityy.. not a douche bag

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This made me smile. sad though :(

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wow! this did something to me :/